Men's and Women's Humor : Puns Of The Day....

Men's and Women's Humor : Puns Of The Day....:

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk? Toucans

Sleeping pills are such a pain. You have to wake them up befor...

Aussie Joke....Bruce's grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Bruce's grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?

I can cut them for you ' said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.

I am 96 years old said the old man .

I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.

Proof that Jesus Was A Woman....

 Proof that Jesus was a woman:

  1. SHE fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

 2. SHE kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when SHE was dead, SHE had to get up because there was work to do.

Instructions For Idiots - Look Ma, No Fingers.....

Corny Humor - Gotta Love A Couch Potato....


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls 
and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ' Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own. so does she...

Joke Of The Week - Facebook Censorship....

This photo of "underwear" was classed as "Nudity" by the Facebook censors and removed from being the profile page photo:

And the account was then suspended for 24 hours....

Aussie Humor - URGENT!!!! HELP NEEDED!

Aussie Humor - URGENT!!!! HELP NEEDED!!!!!
My friend won two tickets for the 2016 NRL GRAND FINAL! 

They are box seats plus airfares, Marriott Hotel accommodations and $1000.00 for miscellaneous expenses. When he won them his Wedding date had not been finalized. Now it turns out the only date available at the church for their wedding is GRAND FINAL Sunday - so he can't go.

If you know anyone and wants to go instead of him, it's at 1st Baptist Church at 5 PM. She is a fairly nice looking girl about 5'5 clean, cute, fat booty and her name is Kelly. She will be the one in the White dress.

If interested, contact me for more information!

Off Beat Non PC Humor... Goodbye Cruel World...

"Are you sure that we have everything for the trip dear?"