Aussie Joke....Bruce's grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Bruce's grandfather goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.

Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?

I can cut them for you ' said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.

I am 96 years old said the old man .

I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.