Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have
a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager,
"Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, "Your know, i think my girl was nearly dead!"
"Dead!" says his friend, "why would you say that?"
"Well, she never moves or made a sound the entire time."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A Witch!, why the hell would you say that?"