Bruce and Sheila are shopping when Bruce picks up a dozen cans of beer and puts them into the trolley.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing?" says Sheila.
"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", Bruce says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says Sheila and they carry on shopping...
A few minutes later the Sheila picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What the F#*%! do you think you're doing?" asks Bruce."
It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," Sheila says.
To which Bruce replies...
"SO DOES 12 CANS OF BEER AND THAT'S ONLY HALF THE F*%KING PRICE"