Joke Of The Day - Mother's Driver's License


A  mother is driving her  little girl to her  friend's house for a play  date.

'  Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old  are you?'

'Honey, you are not   supposed to ask a lady her age,' the  mother  replied.
'It's not  polite.'

'OK',  the little girl  says,
'How much do you   weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother  says,
'those  are personal questions and are really  none  of your business.'

Undaunted, the   little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get  a  divorce?'

'That's enough  questions,  young lady!  Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother  walks away as the two friends begin to   play.

'My Mom won't tell me  anything  about her,' the little girl says  to her friend.

'Well,'  says the friend,
'all you  need to do is  look at her driver's license.
It's  like a report card, it has everything  on  it.'

Later that night the little  girl  says to her mother,
'I know how  old you are.  You are 32.'

The  mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did  you find that out?

'I  also know  that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The  mother is past surprised and shocked   now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find  that  out?'

'And,' the little girl  says  triumphantly,
'I know why you  and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh  really?' the mother  asks.  'Why?'

'Because  you  got an F in sex.'

(If  you  see someone without a smile today - Give  them  one of yours)