Quick Joke Of The Day - "You never surprise me," the wife said to her husband.

"You never surprise me," the wife said to her husband. 

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday.

Something that can accelerate from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds ......” 

“And I'd prefer a blue one," she said.

Happy and excited, she counted down the days to her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had
thoughtfully chosen for her .....

He's dead now ..... but he’s a legend
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