Off Beat Joke Of The Day - Once a young girl was happily married until her husband started...(Rude Warning)



Once a young girl was happily married until her husband started drinking and beating her and messing around with her best friend and eventually ran off with her. 

After a long year went by she was beginning to feel lonely and sad and decided to place an advertisement in the local supermarket. 

The advert said:

Woman seeking man

Who will not drink, smoke, beat me, kick me or run off with my friends and as a must he BE ABLE TO SATISFY COMPLETELY in the sack


So as you can imagine she was getting called by all perverts until one day there was a ring of the doorbell. When she answered she was amazed to find a guy sitting on a wooden chair with wheels and having no arms and legs.

"I have come about the advert", he said.

The girl replies: "Well there must be some mistake".

"No mistake", he said. "I have no arms so I cannot drink, smoke or beat you, I have no legs so I cannot kick you or run off with your best friend."

She thinks for a moment and says: “OK! How are you so sure you can satisfy me?”

He replies: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”