Aussie NON Politically Correct Humor - Emails About Our Dog...

E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

             PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!

               YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING BILL SHORTEN T-SHIRTS,

               FOUR PEOPLE WEARING JACQUIE LAMBIE T-SHIRTS,

               NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

               THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !


                                            
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS TO GET THE 'BAD TASTE'

OUT OF HIS MOUTH.