Aussie Humor - URGENT!!!! HELP NEEDED!

Aussie Humor - URGENT!!!! HELP NEEDED!!!!!
My friend won two tickets for the 2016 NRL GRAND FINAL! 

They are box seats plus airfares, Marriott Hotel accommodations and $1000.00 for miscellaneous expenses. When he won them his Wedding date had not been finalized. Now it turns out the only date available at the church for their wedding is GRAND FINAL Sunday - so he can't go.

If you know anyone and wants to go instead of him, it's at 1st Baptist Church at 5 PM. She is a fairly nice looking girl about 5'5 clean, cute, fat booty and her name is Kelly. She will be the one in the White dress.

If interested, contact me for more information!